What do you do after you’ve built the world’s most powerful limo? If you’re Cleetus McFarland, you put on a cheap suit, grab your partner Squirrel, and take your friends on a chaotic debut ride to pitch them on a questionable business venture. In a recent video, the YouTube star unveiled his ’57 Bel Air stretch limo, a big-block powered, open-air machine, and launched his new limo service in the most Cleetus way possible.
The Maiden Voyage
The ride started with a list of absurd rules for the first-ever customers. “No one touches the throttle,” Cleetus warned his friends sitting in the back. “You touch it, it’s an $800 fine.” The journey was a wild mix of burnouts, running out of fuel, and accidentally hitting an external kill switch in the middle of an intersection. The big-block V8 roared as the open-air limo gave its passengers an experience they wouldn’t soon forget, culminating in a fancy steak and lobster dinner.
World’s Most Powerful Bel Air Stretch Limo
After dinner, the real reason for the event was revealed. “We brought you here today to show you our limo,” Cleetus announced, “And we’re also seeking investors.” He then launched into a hilarious presentation for a business model that his friends immediately called out as a pyramid scheme. While Cleetus insisted, “This is in no way, shape, or form a pyramid scheme,” his own slides showed a classic multi-level structure. The final reveal of the return on investment was the punchline: “For every $8,000 ride you refer, you’re going to get eight bucks.”
A Hard Pass On The Investment
Unsurprisingly, the friends, while loving the wild limo ride, unanimously declined to invest in the venture. Their final reviews called the business a pyramid scheme and a terrible idea, though they admitted the limo itself was phenomenal. The video ends with the Cleet and Squirrel’s Limousines business plan dead on arrival, rejected by its very first potential investors.
All Fun, No Fortune
Kidding aside, the world’s most powerful limo proved to be an incredible machine for creating chaos and content, but a terrible foundation for a business. The ’57 Bel Air stretch limo, with its massive big-block V8, perfectly reflects the Cleetus McFarland brand: ridiculously over-the-top, incredibly fun, and something the builders never meant for people to take too seriously. While it may not be a profitable business venture, the limo will undoubtedly become a fan favorite.