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Are you the manliest man in the world? Then we found an eBay lot just for you! That’s right, in one of the funniest eBay ads we have ever found, you “manliest of men” can buy a fully built ‘66 Chevelle. Is it really for you “Chuck Norris stunt-double” types? Well, according to the ad yes, but we’re pretty sure anyone would enjoy driving this beast of a muscle car, even if you can only grow peach fuzz rather than a full beard.
The Chevelle, which was supposedly built by ninjas, is equipped with a potent 540cui big block capable of 701hp (to “outrun the cops”). The engine is matted to an Art Carr 700R4 automatic transmission (for an easier time shooting your machine gun at terrorists while driving) and a Moser 12-bolt rear end.
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he car also features 18-inch Billet Specialties wheels, Wilwood four-piston brakes and a custom $15,000 audio system consisting of a Tru Technology amplifier, Focal speakers and an Alpine processor.
In total, the car has had over $160,000 poured into it.
While many of us would keep a car like this for cruising around or taking to shows, the ad suggests that the Chevelle should be used otherwise. After all, “if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow, this Chevelle would look like Tom Selleck.”
So if you manly men, or women, out there are looking for a bomb-avoiding, terrorist-fighting, chick-toting beast of a car, this one’s for you. And with an asking price of $75,000 (down from the original $90,000), the Chevelle best be worth all those claims and more.
Although the lot has expired we’re sure that the owner would be more than happy to discuss war stories, battle royals or whatever else it’ll take to purchase the car.
Oh, and if you’re unsure whether you’re manly enough to even attempt buying this car, just take a look at the seller’s criteria and see what you think. If you’re a “rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double,” you’re in good shape.
