Long before the low speed pursuit by the California Highway Patrol following O. J. Simpson in a white Ford Bronco, and even before Simpson began looking for the “real killers” of his estranged wife and her friend, O.J. Simpson appeared in a TV commercial that compared the Nova to the Heisman Trophy winner.

Following the legacy that is Tosh.0, we can’t help but follow along in his footsteps. That said, it’s defiantly time to put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many Tosh.0 comments we can make on this video.

• …and the Nova won’t stab your ex-wife and her boyfriend in their driveway.
• The Nova is now saying it won’t press charges. In exchange, O.J. has promised not to double murder the Nova.
• Top songs in the Nova’s eight track player: “I used to love her but I had to kill her” by Guns and Roses, “First cut is the deepest” by Rod Stewart and “Cuts like a knife” by Bryan Adams.
• “Cuts both ways” by Gloria Estefan was a close fourth.
• It beats driving a slow white Bronco.
• O.J. could start an airport shuttle service with the Nova. They could get you to the airport with an hour to kill.
• Now we know what “drove” OJ to kill his wife.