What if this was Chevrolet’s newest car?

Ok, let’s be clear from the start. This is a satire piece from Jimmy Kimmel Live. If you don’t like satires, please don’t watch and move on to the next article. If you are a little twisted and like to ask, “What if?,” then by all means… watch the video a few times. Laugh. Share it with your friends.

As for us, we could see the value in a true road rage car that does all the raging for the driver. There’s no ‘roid rage needed here – just simply push a button and the the car do all the heavy lifting, rude work for you. All this and it packs 220-horsepower too!

This option could cost you a few bucks…

We’d like to see an option where you could add new phrases using your own voice in the system. Granted, this feature could lead to some “sticky” situations but if you get the Iceman upgrade, no bodily harm will come to you.

We like the Iceman upgrade, which is obviously a modern design on Suburban Auto Group’s Trunk Monkey. If you’re not familiar with the Trunk Monkey, google it. We’re not going to do all the work for you!

… but it might be worth it!

As far as Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell goes, after losing three consecutive fights by knockout, Liddell ended his UFC fighting career in 2010. He still seems to be a formidable foe in a street fight – especially when armed with a tire iron. Which brings us back to the Trunk Monkey. Didn’t Liddell do the original Trunk Monkey commercial as the road raging maniac that the Trunk Monkey hits with a tire iron?