“Dude, I’m Not The Valet” Mountain Dew Ad Wads Up Corvette

It’s been a while since we’ve seen the ridiculous antics of those “Do The Dew” extreme sport knuckleheads on the small screen. Back when things required less vowels and more X’s to prove just how extreme they really were, we – as a public – were enthralled with the shenanigans of a group of 20-something hooligans jumping off of cliffs and riding BMX bikes down the faces of rutty mountainsides all to evidence how truly bad ass Mountain Dew really was (a drink which my friend’s dad used to call “carbonated mountain lion piss”).

This time around, our trio of extreme stunt/sport lovers are in Mexico enjoying the traditional bloodbath that is a bullfight, replete with a Mariachi band, a slick looking crime underboss, and his super hot blonde touting a chihuahua. Yeah, that’s Mexico alright…

Anyways, from what we can see, this late 80’s blacked-out Corvette gets the rough treatment as its rallied through a adobe brick town, smeared through tight alleyways, and catapulted into an arena where its hokey Knight Rider-esque rear wing is nearly torn off. Somehow, like movie magic, it lands on all four wheels and still in drivable condition. Wow, Mountain Dew is extreme!