Not Everything Will Buff Out! Best of Fail Nation This Quarter

Bobby Kimbrough
June 12, 2013

The guys at Cheeseburger.com just have a knack for finding the craziest auto photos on the planet. We go through their collection of photos frequently and decided to bring you some of the best fail photos published in the past quarter. Technically, the term fail is a shortened version of the word failure, which is the state or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective, and may be viewed as the opposite of success.

The Urban dictionary however, describes fail as an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck. The dictionary also provides two examples:

  1. “you actually bought that? FAIL”
  2. “this movie fails.”

As we present these “Fail” photos for your enjoyment, remember those two statements and identify if the term represents an interjection or a verb for each photo:

We saved a spot for you!

Comments from our guys ranged from; “From now on, I’m carrying chalk in my car!” to “This is a Nissan. It is not a nice enough car for two spots.”

Completely unavoidable.

“Woman + car; let’s face it, this accident was unavoidable.” 

She was overheard saying, “Yeah, this pole just totally jumped out in front of my car…”

Now I won’t have to lie when they ask “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”

 

Bald eagles are so patriotic that they target import vehicles. Yes, we know that Nissans are assembled in America. The eagles just don’t know that.

 

Words fail us.
Eye see what you did there! That’s one way of making a complete spectacle of yourself…
Some lucky guy is gonna have a good time.
Was it a Geisha or a Clown? 

A bigger wing and he might have made it.

Where do we start? This is just wrong on so many levels. At least its wheelchair accessible.

This is doing nothing to help dispel the stereotype.